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THE JOLLY FROG: Free speech meets basketcase. Hilarity ensues.



Monday, January 29, 2018

58. Heaven and Hell

Heaven

is where

the cooks are French,

the police are British,

the mechanics are German,

the lovers are Italian

and

everything is organised by the Swiss.


Hell

is where

the cooks are British,

the police are German,

the mechanics are French,

the lovers are Swiss,

and

everything is organised by the Italians.




Today's quote: “I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.” ― Peter Ustinov
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