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THE JOLLY FROG: Free speech meets basketcase. Hilarity ensues.



Friday, June 6, 2014

37. Airline Conversations

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:

The second officer says, "Oh shit!"
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain says, "Hey, watch this!"



The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of your coffee ~ Gunter's Second Law of Air Travel