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Friday, December 23, 2011

10. Three Old Ladies

There were three old ladies sitting around the kitchen table - Gertrude, Eunice and Harriet.

Gertrude said, "I think I'll go upstairs now and take a bath."

She took all her clothes off as she was filling up the tub, she had one foot in the tub and the other still outside. She said, "Was I getting into the tub or coming out of the tub?"

Eunice and Harriet were downstairs chatting with each other, when Eunice said, "You know, Gertrude's been up there for quite a while - I'd better go and check on her."

As she was going up the stairs, she stopped and turned around and said, "Was I going up the stairs or coming down the stairs?"

Harriet was left sitting at the table by herself. After she heard Eunice's remark, she said, "Thank goodness I'm not that bad, knock on wood. Was that the front door or the back door?

Saturday, November 12, 2011

9. In The Navy

A Navy Admiral was being court-martialled for an incident where he was found to be chasing a young lady through the hallways of the hotel in which they were both staying.
Neither of them were wearing anything. One of the charges was that of "being out of uniform."

The Admiral's solicitor argued that the officer was not out of uniform, as the regulations read: "A Naval officer must be at all times appropriately attired for the activity in which he is engaged."

The Admiral was acquitted.

Sunday, October 30, 2011

8. Christmas symbols

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6. Christmas symbols

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Thursday, October 27, 2011

5. Witty sarcasm lines 4

Sarcastic Quotes For Your Verbal Arsenal

If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong

Sometimes I need what only you can provide – your absence.

I’m always so happy to see you….go away that is.

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

And you are still standing here….why?

The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny, and great in bed. Your ugly ass is safe, but where should I hide?

You’re a habit I’d like to kick – with both feet.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

Thank you. I’m now refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I used to be pro-life, until I met you.

You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.

I know you are nobody’s fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day.

I’m not fluent in IDIOT, so please speak slowly and clearly.

4. Witty sarcasm lines 3

"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

"Marriage is the chief cause of divorce." - Groucho Marx

"History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives." - Abba Eban

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. " - Albert Einstein

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. " - (Sign in Albert Einstein's Office)

"In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep " - Albert Einstein

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. " - Albert Einstein

"The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. " - George Bernard Shaw

Murphy's Laws
Murphy's Laws are a universal set of sarcastic quotes about life, born out of collective wisdom!

"If anything can go wrong, it will."

"Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse."

"Enough research will tend to support whatever theory."

"Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse."

"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."

"You will always find something in the last place you look."

Funny Sarcastic Sayings About Life
Here are some funny and utterly sarcastic sayings about life.

"What we feel and think and is to a great extent determined by the state of our ductless glands and viscera " - Aldous Huxley

"Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat." - Mark Twain

"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs." - Robin Williams

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams

"Politics: 'Poli' a Latin word meaning 'many'; and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'." - Robin Williams

"People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House." - Robin Williams

"Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." - Robin Williams

"He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. " - Victor Borge

Sarcastic Sayings About Love - Murphy's Laws
How could love escape the grasp of sarcasm? Here are some sarcastic remarks on love and its nature.

"All the good ones are taken."

"If the person isn't taken, there's a reason."

"Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
This constant is always zero." - Van Den Bossche Jochen

"Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position."

"The best things in the world are free - and worth every penny of it."

"The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings."

"Virginity can be cured."

"Love your neighbor, but don't get caught."

"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."

"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished." - Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Romance has been elegantly defined as the offspring of fiction and love." - Benjamin Disraeli

Sarcastic Inspirational Quotes About Life
Here are some sarcastic quotes which are good food for thought.

"What you have become, is the price you paid to get what you used to want." - Mignon McLaughlin

"People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that you can't please. " - Will Rogers

"A half truth is a whole lie."- Yiddish Proverb

"Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy." - Cynthia Nelms

"Opportunities are like sunsets. If you wait too long, you miss them." - William Arthur Ward

"What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense."- Mark Twain

"An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true."- Robert Oppenheimer

"The more that learn to read, the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living." - Will Rogers

3. Witty sarcasm lines 2

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

You were looking good from afar.. now you're far from looking good.

Learn from your parents' mistakes, use birth control!

The universe is laughing behind your back.

Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking then we've got a problem?

Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense.

I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Love your enemies.. it pisses them off.

The human race is lucky I'm a nice guy, otherwise only 1/4 of them would be alive right now.

A paper should be like a mini skirt: long enough to cover everything, but short enough to keep it interesting.

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

If you plugged your nose and your mouth while you sneezed, would it come out of your ears or would your head explode?

Life is like a roller coaster, and I'm about to throw up.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk?

A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Basic research is what I'm doing, when I don't know what I'm doing.

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

I like work, It fascinates me! I can sit and look at it for hours.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

I'm not sure what's wrong... But it's probably your fault!

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

People are seldom too busy to stop and tell you how busy they are.

People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.

Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Sometimes I just sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

The number one problem in our country is apathy, but who cares!

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door.

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

Your talents will be recognised and suitably rewarded.

You can thank your lucky stars that everything I wish for will never come true.

The world will end tomorrow (unless postponed by rain).

I'm smiling. This should scare you.

Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).

What you do on your own time's just fine. My imagination's much worse, I just never want to know.

Deep down I'm a very shallow person.

If a stranger offers you a piece of candy, take two.

Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

I was wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer then it hit me.

If worms had guns, birds wouldn't mess with them.

I never admit or deny anything it makes me more interesting.

Don't take candy from strangers unless they offer you a ride.

My parents almost lost me as a child, but they didn't take me far enough into the woods. Every one has a list of problems and issues. But I am #1 on everyone's list.

We're all given some sort of skill in life. Mine just happens to be beating up on people.

We American's, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference.

I fight for what I believe in. I am a mercenary, and I believe in money.

If I want your opinion, I'll read it in your entrails.

Assassins Inc. We aim to please.

I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do.

Limiting the freedom of news 'just a little bit' is in the same category with the classic example a little bit pregnant.

Get plenty of sleep. Be kind to your mind. You'll miss it when it's gone.

Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much. You're not that good.

Dance, even if you have to warn others to get out of the way first.

Intelligent doesn't have to mean educated. And Creative doesn't have to mean talented.

Bullshit: the art of making the idiotic sound sensible.

Angry people need hugs (or sharp objects).

The best things in life are free *plus shipping and handling*

High on life- and glue!

By the time you read this you've already read it.

Restraining orders are just another way of saying I love you.

2. Witty sarcasm lines 1

If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.

He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

Someone who thinks logically, provides a nice contrast to the real world.

You were looking good from afar.. now you’re far from looking good.

I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.

“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.

We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.

The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.

There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.

I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

1. My Dad

Above: Dad
Photo taken 3rd September, 2006



Robert John (Bob)

Born 24th October, 1925 Died 21st January, 2009

R.I.P.