Sarcastic Quotes For Your Verbal Arsenal
If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong
Sometimes I need what only you can provide – your absence.
I’m always so happy to see you….go away that is.
I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
And you are still standing here….why?
The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny, and great in bed. Your ugly ass is safe, but where should I hide?
You’re a habit I’d like to kick – with both feet.
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
Thank you. I’m now refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I used to be pro-life, until I met you.
You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
I know you are nobody’s fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day.
I’m not fluent in IDIOT, so please speak slowly and clearly.