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THE JOLLY FROG: Free speech meets basketcase. Hilarity ensues.

Friday, July 15, 2016

49. Horticulture

So Potentilla erecta walks up to Eriophorum vaginatum...

Did you hear about Annie Algae meeting Frank Fungus? They took a Lichen to each other.

Now I hear their relationship is on the rocks!

If you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter, you get Pumpkin pi.

Q. How does an old fern begin its stories?
A. Well, bracken the day.....

Q. Can you identify this brand of beer?

A. Swinus Americanus. Genus Sus.

Sedges, like hedges, have edges. Grasses, like asses, have holes

Sedges have edges, rushes are round and grasses have joints when the cops aren't around.

Two squirrels are sitting in a tree and they see a sapling on the forest floor. The first squirrel says, "That's a son of a birch".
The second squirrel says, "No, that's a son of a beech".

Quote of the day: With fronds like these, who needs anemones?

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