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THE JOLLY FROG: Free speech meets basketcase. Hilarity ensues.

Sunday, March 24, 2013

25. The Compliment

A wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her, then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks, "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot."
She smiled and said, "Oh, that's sweet, but what about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding."
His eye is still swollen, but it will get better ...

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