54. Doctors, Nurses and Medicos .....

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?
Nurse: No change yet.

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Glad Wrap.
The psychiatrist says, "Well...I can clearly see your nuts.

What happens when a psychiatrist and a hooker spend the night together?
In the morning each of them says: "200 dollars, please."

Today's quote: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died ~ Emma Bombeck

47. Testing, Testing 1. 2. 3.

Testing, testing, 1 2 3
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because its bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

Testing, testing, 1 2 3
Two men were in a clinic. One of them was moaning badly, the second man asked him the reason why he was whining so badly. The first man replied, "I had come for a blood test and they cut a part of my finger." The second man replied with a great amount of fright, "Oh no! I have come for a urine test!