54. Doctors, Nurses and Medicos .....

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?
Nurse: No change yet.

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Glad Wrap.
The psychiatrist says, "Well...I can clearly see your nuts.

What happens when a psychiatrist and a hooker spend the night together?
In the morning each of them says: "200 dollars, please."

Today's quote: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died ~ Emma Bombeck