29. Are you lonesome tonight (Senior Citizen Version)

Listen to the sounds of Elvis ...

28. Lost Luggage

17. You're Never Too Old

This is really rather funny. Just because you're getting on in years and your saggy bits are hanging down around your knees and your wrinkles would do a world map justice, it doesn't mean you're over the hill.

So yeah all you grannies and granddaddies - get out there and sock it to 'em!

 

13. Three Old Blokes

Three old blokes at the old people's home were sitting on a bench. A young female staffer walks by. The old bloke's eyes nearly pop out of their heads - she's a looker alright - great figure, big bazoomas, tight fitting T-shirt, mini skirt and legs up to her armpits.

The first old bloke says, "Ooh, I'd like to give her a kiss"
The second old bloke says, "Ooh, I'd like to give her a cuddle"
The third old bloke says, "What was the other thing we used to do?"





Did you know that in 64 years there are 33,661,440 minutes

12. Pelagia's Song - Captain Corelli's Mandolin

I have been searching just for Pelagia's Song. A beautiful piece of music - the music speaks so sweetly and invokes images of many different things to different people at different times - sometimes happy, sometimes sad, but above all a dreamy-like sense of reality. One can close one's eyes and inhale the sweetness with visions of a blue sky, beautiful green trees and lying on a hillside on the grass.

I would like to share this beauty with you