I was in a public toilet and had just sat down, when I heard a voice from the next cubicle, he said, "Hi!, how are you?"
Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine."
The voice said, "So what are you up to?"
I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here!".
He said, "Can I come over?".
Annoyed, I said, "rather busy right now".
The voice said, "Listen, I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering all my questions."
Today's quote: Notice: Gentlemen, your Aim will help. Stand Closer, it's Shorter than you Think!
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