28. Lost Luggage

27. The Pillsbury Dough Boy

The Pillsbury Dough boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 51. Dough boy was survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. The Funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

26. Airline Safety

Things you do not want to hear when flying

Is that plane coming towards us?

 

Let me in!

 

The man entrusted to repair the plane

 

25. The Compliment

A wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her, then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks, "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot."
She smiled and said, "Oh, that's sweet, but what about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding."
His eye is still swollen, but it will get better ...

24. A Question of Colour

When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black.

And you white people
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you grey

And you call me coloured?

23. There Was a Young Lady...

There was a young lady named Banker
Who slept while the ship lay at anchor,
She awoke in dismay
When she heard the mate say,
"Now hoist up the top-sheet and spanker!"

22. Vive la France!

Napolean came home tired and weary, wet and wounded, and went straight round to Josephine's flat. He was shocked to find a pair of large gumboots on her front doorstep.
"Josephine! Josephine!" he called out. "What are those rubber boots doing out here?"

"They're not rubber boots," said Josie. "They're Wellington's."